Saturday, April 10, 2010

99 Red Baloons...and I still won't float!

Here it goes again Internet, a post of such epic proportions, woven with intricate tales of love, lies, intrigue and betrayal most foul! Or I could just rant about shit. Yep sounds the go.

Prepare thyself, for the very seat of your pants may explode forth with disasterous effect upon my next words!


I'm going to kill the president.


Lolz, In all seriousness fellow Internetians, I've not much to post about today. Spent most of the week on and off socialising with people, attending trivia and birthday parties, working. But the fact of the matter is, I have been so utterly lost and out of reality. Took me an hour to realise I was in my own bed today when I awoke. Now this may not be very healthy.

On the upside though, for those who know me (which I appologise if you do) you all know of the gigantic box of change kept on my desk, Today I decided to count it and to my surprise there was $57 dollars in thar. So forth did I venture into the untamed wilds in search of vodka and lunch, lunch eluded me however. Vodka did not.


But with my lunch money I did happen to pick up some more softdrink, So I am off the shots for at least tonight and god hoping tomorrow night. While the parentals are gone for the night, leaving me alone and vulnerable in this lonely cave of a house, I suddenly remember I was going to organise a gatheration with my people, but alas I forgot. So a hearty fuck them and a merry "I don't have to share my vodka!" to me.

Before I wrap up allow me to say that I am currently attempting (to little success) to play through Dragon Age: Origins before I tackle the expansion, So I should have my impressions next post.


Allow me to sum up in saying to those two people who emailed me regarding my last post. Yes I hate people, Yes it fucking well includes you. Thanks for asking though :) glad we could clear that up.

Until next time sports fans, I have shots to do!

"It's not until you are an adult and you realise that the term ""Fabulous powers"" are included in the He-Man opening theme. That it may not have been exactly as manly a show as you remembered.." - Zenhurak


Anhidonic, Narcissistic and Pantsless.

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