Hallucinations: The Final Frontier!

Finally I return internet! I has come again, so open your mouth..


So, unfortunately I have been away for a spell, my lack of updating has been due to a combination of writers block, being busy and a generous portions of i just dont give a damn.

So it has been a vast while since my last update, so I'll try and give you all a brief covering of all that, then some game impressions.

Starting recently and moving backwards through time, because thats just how I roll. I have been on a rather prolonged sleep deprivation stint the past week, to the point where I am experiencing rather lucid hallucinations. now let me tell you, nothing wakes you the fuck up like a conversation with someone whos not there. But aside from that, I have recently been asked to help out consulting for IT and fire suppression on a big multi-million dollar contract on behalf of one of the construction mobs that the company I work for is subcontracted to, Now since im consulting as an independant, means big money and a great opportunity for myself to get out on my own.

Now working further back.. I think aside from what i've already said, and a bit of a wiminz situation (which given my vast experience, it's obviously in the bag, LOL).

Okay now onto my recent experience with some games, because that what all you peeps dig. I've been chpping away slowly at Metro 2033 and Just Cause 2. So let's begin!

Metro 2033

Alright so i've not finished this one yet, but i've given it a very large chunk, I have heard and even experienced a lot of the bugs or reasons why people don't like this game. but I largely forgive those. The AI while at times can be horrendously idiotic, not to mention throwing knives and stealth win every time. The horror and the story and even the feel, especially the light dependency of the game, I FUCKING LOVE IT! The audio really adds to the experience, the horror theme has great timing, remaining mysterious and unexplained, yet well known enough to not be one of those "omg im the speshul one who see shit" things. it immerses you in the feel of the metro, fighting through a nazi encampment slowly picking off all their light sources is oh so good and fun, walking on the surface of moscow, only hearing your gas mask breathing, as your filter gets used up your breath sounds so much more laboured, your visor cracks from damage and fogs up from your breath/body heat. the immersion factor is stunning and OMG-worthy, But I can see why people dislike it, the few bugs with it really ruin that immersion factor when they pop up. but all in all, if you are able to look past a few kinks to see what is the best book to game conversion to date, pick it up. really worth it.


Just Cause 2

 Okay..Think GTA, think GTA on adrenaline fueled crack and ecstasy shot into both your eyeballs! Thats about as close as you'll get to it. Now if you want story or character development? read a book, this game has rediculous in bucketloads. but for what it lacks in storytelling it makes up for in pure unadulterated FUN! I mean, I like my sandbox games, but usually they feel a little samey wherever you go, not in just cause, theres literally a whole country to explore, military base? okay, oil rigs at sea? okay, blimps in the air? FUCK YES! Its fun, its whacky, and the missions you go on entail usually enough variety for you to enjoy the aspects of the game, first mission im on, car chase, i have to surf on the car and gun down chasing military personnel, shoot? fuck you, i grappling hook the other cars onto the road, and watch them fling around like nobodies business. Another will have you flying a jet into low orbit chasing a launcing sattellite so you can destroy it in time. this game is just pure fun, if you want mindless lolz, get this, I have been vastly impressed by this title, just playing away at it, sounds on mute while i watch movies, its great!


Anyways, that enough for now kids, time for me to go make love to my american friends who are awake at this ungodly hour!

"Normally this kind of love, this manlove would make me feel uncomfortable..But at the moment its kind of just screaming for you to take me, in a manly fashion of course" - Malevolence


Zenhurak - Anhidonic, Narcissistic and Pantsless.