Sunday, March 14, 2010

"Make my monster grow!" should be an adequate pickup line...

Ho there Interwebs and by proxy fellow denizens!


So we come to yet another unfortunate passing known otherwise as "The Update".
Haven't accomplished terribly much this week having it off work and all, but the coming week shall have this honest boy travelling to lands far and wide for the grand opening of Australias first gaming bar; Mana Bar so muchly excited about that and being able to go a boozing with my cousin again. otherwise I have had one of my many odd thoughts lately about easter, now I understand the eggs because it represents birth or rebirth or whatnot etc. but okay, eggs, but chocolate? so we can market it etc its yum yum and whatnot (hell maybe this represents the after dinner mints @ the last supper?) but why oh WHY is there rabbits? WHY A RABBIT WITH EGGS!?!? it perplexes me as im sure it has many a person before. So therefore I am issuing the call to anyone who can clarify this for me, you shall be rewarded with pantslessness and let's face it, having to listen to more of my ranting :D.




In more groundbreaking news a friend and myself finally decided upon a day, a most holy and sacred day to which we may celebrate and bask in the truth of the universe known as pantslessness, (link coming, maybe) From this day henceforth March 20th shall be International "Where The Fuck Are My Pants?" Day. so celebrate this day all of you impressionable people who enjoy being pantsless and wish to bring the word to your fellow man, via obviously, not wearing pants but if you REALLY want to give it a kick in the nadgers, parade down the street, pants around your ankles, tell the people to throw off the chains(denim/cordaroy/etc) of oppression and free thyselves from the pasty-leg causing devil!


Enough of my stupid rants anywho, otherwise I has been Beta testing R.U.S.E. and playing a bit of the new Dawn of War II expansion, Chaos Rising. My impressions shall follow in another post, possibly with another amazing revelation but for now, I shall leave you dear children to think upon my mouth from which much crap hath been spilt.


Bastardized and unfiltered from the brain of that one kid your mother never told you to hang around

Zenhurak - "Only lego could make sex bad"

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