Sunday, March 28, 2010

How many times HAVE I pooped?

Guten Tag internets, how i've missed ye. Sorry for the extremely late update but unfortunately it has been a rather busy fortnight, despite the fact of having not worked for one of them lol :P

Anyone who has paid attention here before will be able to see blog has a new layout, banner and consequently a new name. Old one was getting on and for some reason this name popped into my head and I rather liked it, so prepare for the coming age of Binary Bullshit.

In my last post i said i would go over my experience with Metro 2033 and Bad Company 2, due to time and download constraints I have not yet been able to try Metro 2033 howver Bad Company 2 I can do without delay.

So before I start let me say I NEVER experienced the original Bad Company, so my perspectives are all on viewing this as something other than a sequel. Now the single player is abyssmally short and stacks aim assisst like a smartgun on overdrive only play the single player if you have no internet connection and are just thirsting for a face full of all american donger. Now skipping that play multiplayer, aside from a gloriously asshat of a server browser, that in the early days of release had me as an australian waiting sometimes half an hour to find a game (mind you it took 3 minutes to refresh servers when i found no viable ones) once you actually get in a game, its utterly faptastic, the only truly decent Battlefield game since 1942. The building destruction is fun and well done without being everyone going "OMG EXPLOSUVS WIN!" and the rush and squad rush/TDM modes are a good addition, the unlockables while kind of standard for your multiplayer FPS's nowdays is still fun and without the last unlock always being the best, quite viable system imo. Though most of the initial bugs have been fixed and the server browser is a lot less shitty. It's currently a fave of mine but it is nothing groundbreaking, its what you'd expect, and quite funsies!


Now onto the random thought I had the other day, what if when you died, there was an ominous all detailed statistics screen for you to view? I mean, how many hours slept, people spoken to, even times you've cursed peach out for being a fucking hoebag and the posterchild for stockholme syndrome. Personally it would make my afterlife.


Anyhows my fellow internetians I bid you all a good blog!


"Aussies and balls go hand in..you get my drift." - Zenhurak
Anhidonic, Narcissistic and Pantsless.

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